No, I am not trying to trick you into reading some motivational speech, hidden under some inflammatory topic.
I really want to share the top ten tips to wasting your life.
I mean there are 6 billion lives on this one planet alone- why does everyone have to be reaching for a higher purpose? What does is matter if like 1 million are simply here to take up space and use up oxygen?
Anyway, hope you have your pen and paper ready. Or not.