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Ten commandments. ………..o ye ladies

This was culled from one of the best books in my collection;  Gentle woman by Bereola Enitan.

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1 *Thou shall not judge others by which thou do not posses thyself. If your only means of transportation are your Nike’s, be ye not concerned with the model of a man’s vehicle. Be not shallow if you don’t have  pool.

2* If you decide to be with a bad boy, you have no right to complain when he does bad boy things to you. Therefore I say, if a man is not macho enough for you, date a terrorist and let us know how that works out.

3* Thou shall cultivate diverse valuable friendships for if you are the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room.

4* Thou shall manage expectations. If you wouldn’t put a dollar bill in a broken vending machine, why would you give your all to a man who never gives you anything in return? Art thou not worth more than a dollar and some Doritos?  Possessing intellect serves no purpose if it’s abandoned in moments that matter most. Why would thou throw away logic in relationship, when thou value it in every other area of thy life? Common sense is thy heart’s condom, don’t go unprotected.

5* Thou shall not offer the least and expect the most. I declare it is illegal to demand a man be six feet, make six figures, and have a six pack if you have a bad feet, no figure and drink six packs, for I say unto you, until you meet your own checklist, please put the pen and paper down post haste.

6* Thou shall not pretend to be a single man’s wife. Thy boyfriend is not thy husband. Giving marriage privileges to a boyfriend is like giving an intern the CEO’s salary.
Thou art paying full price for partial service.

7* Thou shall not chase; when you chase a man, he is running from you. Eat that truth, swallow the reality. If thirsty, help thyself to a glass of dignity… Bon appetit

8* Thou shall not say all men are the same; thou shall say thou date the same type of men. To suggest all men are the same is to suggest God lacks creativity.

9* Thou shall pay attention; intellect is free, ignorance will cost you.

10* Thou shall not search elsewhere for what already exists within, the first greatest love thou will find is God. The second thou will find is in the mirror. ….Enjoy the view

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That Classy Jesus Look… for the ladies

The church is one place i am always excited to be- it gathers all classes in a room.

You might wanna spice up your looks, make people see that God has been good to you, afterall some people only get to see you in church.

The best way to look on a Sunday morning is classy! Leave the cheap, expensive, casual, corporate etc looks for Monday to Saturday.

And it doesnt take being extremely rich to look classy!

Here are some tips that would help… and remember It isn’t always what you wear that makes you look classy; it’s how you wear it.
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Boju Boju…..2

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I have lost track of time,
I swapped tracking how long it will take you to find me,
For if you will ever find me.

First I made sure I couldn’t be found,
Am I not making this too difficult?
Then I let the crown of my shoe show,
Do I change my location?
And then I changed location,
Sneaking…….really hopeful you would catch me in transit.

I can’t hear footsteps anymore
I induced choking,
No one came to my rescue.

I know how I worked hard to find you,
I knew I wanted to get you,
Did you give up on me?
Did I take this too far?
Should I just become the seeker?
Would you be glad I found you instead?

Then there would be no scream,
No pure laughter
No excitement,

Just realization that you gave up,
I wasn’t worth the chase,
A lesson never to form “hard to get”
The fact that boredom led you to me,
that you don’t have to find me,
And that the game ends when you are tired.

Boju Boju

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Boju Boju o

My anticipation is high,

My head calculating,

Where are you hiding?

Where would I hide if it were me?

Heart and head racing faster than my legs,

I have to find you ASAP.

You are somewhere, happy someone is in search of you,

I know you don’t want to be found ,

Yet you hope to be found.

Taking a walk/search down familiar spots,

I take a trip on memory lane,

Not my memory,

Yours,

Trying to search places you would want to be found,

I know I will find you,

It might just take time.

While I walk I activate my super power

Multitasking;

I am searching for you,

At the same time, I am painting a vivid image of the look on your face when I find you,

The scream ,

The pure laughter,

Our excitement,

And then it’s your turn……..find me if you can

No not if you can……….you have to.